I give you unlimited time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jon Stewart has some weird friends.

Loved it.

I would marry Ellen.

Laughed my ass off

Mmmm… quite, quite.

HEY!

egeusthepirate:

vonsandwich:

Anyone else find this terrifying?

What’s wrong with Zeppelins? I find them very steampunk. Too bad the fad died out.

They are terrifying. One of the scariest things that have ever been built. I don’t know why I am so scared of giant flying dildos, but I’m glad they don’t exist much anymore.

Anyone else find this terrifying?

Oh Dear GOD. THIS HAPPENED.

juicyforever:

RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.

FOUR FOR YOU, GLEN COCO! YOU GO GLEN COCO.

This is not too much to ask for. And I’m certain I could get this at any time.

Cuts right to the core.

GIOVANNI COSPLAY FTW